Posted by: decster | June 19, 2007

Landlocked Sweden

Girlfriend: Do you think these pigtails make me look like Pippi Longstocking?

Decster: Not particularly. Anyway what do you know about Sweden?

Girlfriend: It’s famous for chocolate

Decster: I think you’re talking about Switzerland

Girlfriend: Watches!

Decster: Also Switzerland

Girlfriend: Hmmm….. neutrality?

Decster: Close, but again that’s probably Switzerland

Girlfriend: I know! I know! Swedes! Swedes come from Sweden!

Decster: No they don’t, swedes come from the ground

A sadly all too familiar conversation in the Decster household. And in case you’re wondering, the night finished with Girlfriend insisting that Volkswagen was Swedish for ‘viking wagon’.


Responses

  1. Actually, Dec, I think Sweden *is* neutral.

  2. Indeed. But Switzerland is more famous for its neutrality.

  3. Even I know that Ireland is famous for its volcanic lagoons and propensity for whaling

  4. If being told what to do by the Germans is neutral, then we’re all neutral…


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