This evening on the District Line.

Not Unattractive Woman: Excuse me, where are you getting off?
Decster: (Well hello) I generally get off in West Kensington
Not Unattractive Woman: Oh. Oh I see
Decster: Why? Where are you getting off?
Not Unattractive Woman: I’m getting off there as well
Decster: (Well double hello)
Not Unattractive Woman: I was trying to find someone to wake this lady up in Hammersmith (Gesticulates at Drunken Unattractive Woman)
Decster: Ah. Ah I see
Not Unattractive Woman: I’m afraid you’re not the man for the job
Decster: I fear not